Burn in the Forest Main Events

Friday, July 14th at 11:00 am
Welcome From the Sto:lo at Centre Camp
Come join councillor Darwin Douglas and members of the local Cheam for a traditional welcoming ceremony.

Friday, July 14th at 10:00-ish pm
Jam Out with Your Clam Out at the Effigy
Come to the Effigy and watch our local fire performers spin their best moves, including some previews of Burning Man Conclave performances!

Saturday, July 15th at 10:00-ish pm
The Burn! at the Effigy
The main event! An amazing choreographed fire performance and the burning of the effigy.

Workshops and Events

Schedules might change. Check the master schedule and communication board at Centre Camp for the most up-to-date information.

Thursday July 13th

8:00 am – 10:30 am
Adventures in B’rekfass at Waffle Dungeon
Waffle based adventures into the unknown. It’s dangerous out there, bring a plate and your best battle fork…. We ride at 8am…

9:00 am – 10:00 am
Sunrise Yoga at the Boobs & Berries Yacht Cooperative Hatha yoga to help you get more bendy.

11:30 am – 2:00 pm
Coffee and a Boogie at Coffee Camp
Still shaking from last night? Want to shake some more? Join us for coffee and a boogie. Coffee Camp’s energy will re- percolate your party! Got a shot of something to add? Bring it along and expand the aroma.

12:00 pm – 12:00 am
DJ Play Button at Vandango!
Every day and night of the burn our esteemed DJ Play Button, Can’t Quite, Won’t Quite, will play all your favourite tracks.

1:00 pm – 2:30 pm
Patch Making at the Department of Pubic Wigs (The Yard Village)
Come learn how to make embroidered patches from someone who barely knows what they are doing. All accoutrements will be provided. Space limited to the amount of supplies.

2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Lazy LARPing at Waffle Dungeon
Lazy LARPing Afternoon. After we get done slaying some waffles, hash browns, and dragons in the morning, join us in the afternoon around 2pm for some lazy adventures in card games. Superfight, joking hazard, CAH, etc. Costumes encouraged!

4:00 pm – 5:00 pm
Vandango Children’s Hour at Vandango!
Who wouldn’t want their child to grow up with the strong moral compass, preternatural immunity to drunkenness, and disregard for loud noises possessed by seasoned Vandango attendees? Start them young with some family-friendly fun. Safety Not Guaranteed.

4:30 pm – 5:30 pm

Naloxone Wakes You Up – Overdose Recognition & Response at Centre Camp
BC is in the midst of an overdose crisis, and toxic opioids like Fentanyl are showing up in every kind of drug. Naloxone (Narcan) is a safe medication that can be injected to reverse an opioid overdose. You can save a life!
Come learn how to recognize when someone is overdosing, and how to respond, including how to correctly administer naloxone. Free naloxone kits are available to people at personal risk of overdose, or at risk of witnessing an overdose. Let’s take care of each other.
This workshop is open to all participants at BitF.

5:30 pm – 6:30 pm
1800s Heckling Hour at Gentle Heckles Porch
You are most cordially invited to join us rustic gentlefolks as we throw (way) back on Thursday to the 1800s. We shall gently heckle passers-by old-tyme style whilst sipping on some cold and most refreshing lemonade. Please bring your own drinking vessel.

6:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Guns N Rosé at Vandango!
You know the deal. We play Guns N Roses for an hour while we spray rosé at people with water guns. Pretty simple.

6:00 pm – 10:00 pm
Opening Gala at Bonkers Empire
Come celebrate the dying moments of your civility at Bonkers Empire with the formal Opening Gala! Dress snazzy, step up to the bar and engage with one of our expert bartenders while they prepare either a classic or original bonkers cocktail just for you!

6:00 pm – 10:00 pm
The Viking Feast! at Viking Camp
Come feast with the Vikings on Thursday night! Bring yer cups n’ plates! Cheers your fellow Vikings while filling yourself with pig, smashing your own damn potato, drinking homemade ale and eating other delicious fare.

7:30 pm – 8:30 pm
Intention Setting at Intention Tree
A communal intention setting event to open the festival and the Intention Tree space.

8:00 pm – 9:00 pm
Unsexy Music Hour at Vandango!
A solid hour of only Rush and Nickelback.

8:30 pm – 9:30 pm
Drum Circle at Intention Tree
3rd Beach meets Spanish banks to create a drum circle!

9:00 pm – 10:00 pm
Fabio After Dark at Vandango!
Markus once touched Fabio. And was touched by Fabio. The Memory lingers.

9:00 pm – 12:00 am
AFTER DARK Night Doodling at Doodle Camp

9:00 pm – 4:00 am
New Wave/Alternative Night at Descent Sound Stage
Come to the Descent Sound Stage for an evening of dancing to the best of the New Romantic era of music. We’ll be playing artists like Depeche Mode, New Order, Echo & the Bunnymen, Psychedelic Furs, and many more.

9:00 pm – 6:00 am
Welcome Home Speak-Easy at Shadow Puppet Pavilion Listen up you Guys and Dolls, all you Cats and Alligators… We’re gonna have a whacky wingding, a real swell hop, guaranteed to blow your wig. So get togged to the bricks, leave the stool pigeons at home, put on your glad rags and come on down to your favourite juice joint, the Shadow Puppet Pavilion, to drink your share of the giggle water and be ready for a good romp. You know the drill. This is going to be the Cat’s Meow

9:30 pm – 2:00 am
LIFT OFF V2! A Space Jam Launch party at Puck’s Palace Welcome to Lift Off V2! An out-of-this-world space themed dance party – hosted by Space Jam – set under the stars at BitF’s main stage: Puck’s Event Horizon. Come out rocking your best space theme attire and get ready to bounce all night long to awesome beats in a surround sound environment.

11:00 pm – 11:30 pm
Shark-cute-erie at Puck’s Palace
It’s shark week at BitF so be ready for a sharknado to circle. These cute sharks will be feeding YOU instead of feeding ON you. So leave your blood on the dance floor and indulge in your meat and cheese cravings.

Friday July 14th

8:00 am – 10:30 am
Adventures in B’rekfass at Waffle Dungeon
Waffle based adventures into the unknown. It’s dangerous out there, bring a plate and your best battle fork…. We ride at 8am…

9:00 am – 10:00 am
Sailor Aerobics at the Boobs & Berries Yacht Cooperative Come dressed in your sailor gear and be ready to get sweaty!

10:00 am – 11:15 am
Ease Into Your Day with Intention – Gentle Flow Yoga at Intention Tree
Morning flow yoga class (gentle flow) at the Intention Tree healing space, an area away from the hustle and bustle for time out and quiet reflection.

10:30 am – 11:00 am
Sanctuary Orientation at Centre Camp
Open to all volunteers signed up for a shift at Sanctuary. Please come and check in about basic information that you need to participate in the harm reduction program at BitF this year. This meeting is not compulsory before your shift, but we promise it will be helpful!

11:00 am – 12:00 pm
Glittery Hair Extension Workshop at Piece of Sit
Chill out in a tranquil oasis in the forest with a cup of gazpacho (because we all want ‘Whirled Peas’) under a sky of pearlescent balloons and soothing tunes.
Pull up a chair, or bring your own and learn how to apply and integrate glittery hair extensions into your personal style.

11:00 am – 12:00 pm

Naloxone Wakes You Up – Overdose Recognition and Response at Centre Camp
BC is in the midst of an overdose crisis, and toxic opioids like Fentanyl are showing up in every kind of drug. Naloxone (Narcan) is a safe medication that can be injected to reverse an opioid overdose. You can save a life!
Come learn how recognize when someone is overdosing, and how to respond, including how to correctly administer naloxone. Free naloxone kits are available to people at personal risk of overdose, or at risk of witnessing an overdose. Let’s take care of each other.
This workshop is open to all participants at BitF.

11:00 am – 1:00 pm
Oh my Cat, you have to be KITTEN me right MEOW! at Crazy Cats
Oh my CAT, you have to be KITTEN me right MEOW!! Come to the main field and look for the cat balloons floating above Cat Camp! During the day we will have the Crazy Cats photo booth open for your silly selves, and on Friday from 11:00am to 1:00pm you can drop in and make your own pair of CAT EARS!! So fun, right? We’ll have headbands and furry fabric and even face paint to add some whiskers when you’re done.

11:00 am – 2:00 pm
Nipple Decoration at Space Fam Village
The Whiptail Lizards and the Pinenipple Express are on a mission to decorate every nipple at BitF!
Are your boobs feeling bored? Are your tits too tame? Is your chest undressed? It’s time to decorate!
Join us for DIY nipple pasties. We’ll provide the craft supplies, you bring the creativity.

11:30 am – 2:00 pm
Coffee and a Boogie at Coffee Camp
Still shaking from last night? Want to shake some more? Join us for coffee and a boogie. Coffee Camp’s energy will re- percolate your party! Got a shot of something to add? Bring it along and expand the aroma.

12:00 pm – 1:30 pm
Neon Silhouette Painting at Doodle Camp

12:00 pm – 2:00 pm
Pantsless Vegan Brunch (a potluck) at Centre Camp
Ditch your animal products and your pants; it’s time for a vegan potluck brunch! Bring something to share (it doesn’t have to be “brunchy”) and join us for a No meat! No pants! good time.

12:00 pm – 8:00 pm
Heroes vs Villains at Action Faction
Come choose your faction and join in on a bizarre and action packed game of capture the flag with lots of fun and prizes to be had.

12:00 pm – 12:00 am
DJ Play Button at Vandango!
Every day and night of the burn our esteemed DJ Play Button, Can’t Quite, Won’t Quite, will play all your favourite tracks.

12:00 pm – 12:00 am
Nipple Frost Presents at Nipple Frost Local DJs spinning all day!

12:30 pm – 2:00 pm
Trick-or-Treat at the Hitching Post
Trick-or-Treat.
If you just can’t wait until Halloween comes around, then come to our door and do a little trick-or-treating. We are excited to see all your fabulous costumes and we have some delicious candy to give out.

1:00 pm – 2:00 pm
Pasty Making! at Rainbow Tramp
If you are looking to burn off some energy or want to show off your acrobatic feats come on over for a bounce on the spring-free trampoline. We will be bringing a variety of sized bouncy balls and would love to see what games you can come up with.
Rainbow Tramp Camp will also be hosting a pasty making workshop on Friday afternoon. Stop by and make some bling for your perky pink bits. Men are invited as well.

1:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Open Decks at the Boobs & Berries Yacht Cooperative Bring your controller to jam at our stage. First come, first served.

1:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Merkin Making at the Department of Pubic Wigs (The Yard Village)
What’s a merkin you ask? Not to worry, we will convey the clever history of these clam coverings. Your kitty cold? We have you covered! We have thongs, undies and felt to use as base, we have fur, leather, and fabrics for decoration! Come craft with us!

1:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Todd’s Talks at Piece of Sit
Topic: “The scientific pathway to spiritual enlightenment”.

1:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Will It Fry? Fryday at Vandango!
Have you ever wondered: “Will It Fry?” If you haven’t, you’re dead to us. Come and be converted to the Cult of Canola. We’ll bring the deep fryers and batter, you bring things to fry. Together, we’ll answer the burning question: “Will It Fry?”

1:30 pm – 2:30 pm
Poi Playground at Coffee Camp
Come spin in the sun to relaxing music while enjoying the pleasant caffeinated surroundings of Coffee Camp! Learn new tricks or just come out and jam. Poi play at 1:30 Friday afternoon….but come early for the Irish Coffee Party!

2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Lazy LARPing at Waffle Dungeon
Lazy LARPing Afternoon. After we get done slaying some waffles, hash browns, and dragons in the morning, join us in the afternoon around 2pm for some lazy adventures in card games. Superfight, joking hazard, CAH, etc. Costumes encouraged!

2:00 pm – 3:30 pm
Portrait Drawing at Doodle Camp

2:00 pm – 4:00 pm
Bonkers Bistro Presents at Bonkers Empire
Hip hop, sangria and obsessively-prepared fried potatoes, gravy and maybe even cheese. Bring your own plate/fork etc. Freshly hand-cut and twice fried, these beauties take time so bring a story to share while you wait.

2:00 pm – 4:00 pm
First Past the Post at the Hitching Post
The First Past the Post is BitF’s first and only dressage and obstacle course for hobby horses and other hobby animals! Riders of all ages and abilities can bring their own hobby horse/bear/lion/unicorn/whatever from home, or take advantage of our build-a-hobby-animal craft table (while supplies last) to create their trusty steed. Then they take the reins to test if their animal-head-on-a-stick leads them to victory in the First Past the Post obstacle course race!

2:30 pm – 3:30 pm
Beginner Partner Acro (Acroyoga) at Camp Reflect
Visit Camp Reflect to flip your worldview upside-down. Learn and practice some basic partner acro moves. This lesson is designed for all levels of fitness and experience… Try it out and see how much you can do!
Come alone or bring a friend. Mats are provided; just bring water, wear comfortable clothing, and be in control of your body.
If you know what you’re doing, come by to jam any time!

3:00 pm – 5:00 pm
Cocks & Tails Party at Sacrificial Fruit (The Yard Village)
This is no conventional cocktail party. Bring your cocks! Bring your tails! Have a cocktail and write us your favourite cock tale after high tailing up our cocky climbing wall. What more could you want? We’ll have cheese, crackers and of course some sacrificial fruit too!

3:00 pm – 4:00 pm
Introduction to the Magic of Beer Making at Viking Camp Ever wonder how the stuff can be made simply from water, grains, hops and yeast? Join us at Viking Camp as we take you through the magical process of beer making! De-mystify your love OR hatred of that golden bubbly drink!

3:00 pm – 5:00 pm
Disney Sing-Along at Space Fam Village
Come join us for our second annual Disney Sing-Along event at the Space Jam village. Whether you are from the Mary Poppins generation, the Little Mermaid generation, or the Frozen generation, we want you to join us to sing and dance along to these musical classics. Fun for the whole family, especially kids and those of us who think we are still kids.

3:00 pm – 7:00 pm

The 3rd Annual Boobs & Berries Yacht Cooperative Faux-clusive Party! at the Boobs & Berries Yacht Cooperative Get ready to make some waves across the seven seas at this kick-ass party. Join the Boobs & Berries crew, tap into your inner sailor, pool boy or sea creature and shake your booty to our boob-tastic line-up of DJs. Top it off with berry-licious sangria, you’re not going to want to miss this. Let’s get Naughtycal!

4:00 pm – 5:00 pm
Don’t Worry, it Doesn’t Need to Look ‘right’ at Doodle Camp Don’t Worry, it Doesn’t Need to Look ‘right:’ Making Meaningful Paintings workshop with artist Jeremy Glen.

4:00 pm – 5:00 pm
JAM on the Porch at Gentle Heckles Porch
Banjos! Buckets! Jugs! Spoons! Jaw harps! Washboards! Come on over to the Gentle Heckles Porch for a good ol’ fashioned hoedown, created by YOU! Bring your own instruments, or just come and bang on ours. While you’re jamming away, we’ll be serving up our fresh homemade JAM to keep the good vibes flowin’.

4:00 pm – 5:00 pm
Viking Olympics at Viking Camp
After you’ve learned how to craft (Viking) Beer stick around and train in some traditional Viking games like Kubb and Jomswikinger (May I Hit You With My Sack), be regaled with Norse tales, and practice Viking painting and tattoo. Training, storytelling and crafts will begin at 4pm, and everyone is encouraged to come!

6:00 pm – 10:00 pm
SHIT SHOW! at Bonkers Empire
Sometimes at Bonkers you don’t get the drink you need. You get the drink you deserve. Anything can and will happen at this party. Results not guaranteed. See you in purgatory.

7:00 pm – 10:00 pm
Clit-Tail Party at Camp Beaverton & Gender Blender
Slide on down to CBGB and partake in some of our rousing Clit-tails! We’re sure to send you for a spin with some of our favourite drinks including the Gay Agenda which many said tasted a little fruity.

8:00 pm – 10:00 pm
Nipple Frost Sound Camp presents – Goffles Waffles at Nipple Frost

8:00 pm – 10:00 pm
Show Me What You Got: No-Talent Show at Vandango!
It’s time to lower your expectations as BitF’s best and worst hit the stage. Dancing, Stripping, Singing … Poetry? Whatever you got, our Giant Head wants to see it. The winner will take home the coveted Palm Face d’Or award, and the losers will get exactly what they deserve.

9:00 pm – 11:00 pm
Secret Cinema Presents: Alice in Wonderland at Secret Cinema
A Secret Cinema in the woods…costumes, popcorn, audience participation and more. Keep your eyes peeled for the secret cinema box office crew running around during the day, and get yourself to the Box Office booth in centre camp for showtimes and tickets. We’ll see you there…if you can find us! (Prizes for BEST DRESSED!)

9:00 pm – 12:00 am
AFTER DARK Night Doodling at Doodle Camp

9:00 pm – 4:00 am
Goth / Industrial Night at Descent Sound Stage
The Descent Sound Stage brings you an evening of all the best classic and modern gothic and industrial music. Come enjoy the darker side of alternative music with old school goth bands like The Sisters of Mercy, Joy Division, Bauhaus, Siouxsie and the Banshees, and Ministry as well as modern artists like Nine Inch Nails, VNV Nation, Assemblage 23, Covenant and many more. You don’t have to be wearing black to join our party but the music will be deep, dark and dirty from 9pm to 4am at least!

9:00 pm – 6:00 am
Shadow Puppet Pavilion Circus Sideshow Extravaganza at Shadow Puppet Pavilion
Step right up for the main event! Mysteries and wonders will astound and confound even the most jaded townsfolk! Thrill, Danger, Cocktails, Dancing Girls & Guys, Clowns, Bassy Music & So Much More await you! Come one and come all to Shadow Puppet Pavilion Big Top!

10:00 pm – 12:00 am
Burner Drive In at Coffee Camp
Come watch silent films from the 20’s and anime and cinema from the 30’s, 40’s & 50’s. They will all be projected onto canvas while we sip the “special” BREW!

11:59 pm – 2:00 am
Gangster Friday at Midnight at Vandango!
We spray purple drink at people with water guns. But this time we play gangsta rap and wear our best fly apparel. Book early for table service.

Saturday July 15th

8:00 am – 10:30 am
Adventures in B’rekfass at Waffle Dungeon
Waffle based adventures into the unknown. It’s dangerous out there, bring a plate and your best battle fork…. We ride at 8am…

9:00 am – 10:00 am
Hangover Yoga at the Boobs & Berries Yacht Cooperative
A restorative yoga practice to help you sweat out the toxins.

10:00 am – 11:00 am
Wake up your mind and body with Coffee Yoga at Coffee Camp
Come one, come all to release your inner yogic coffee fiend and pay homage to the bean! We will come together in honour of that magical force that gets us going early in the morning (or late at night) to engage in a fun and accessible yoga practice that incorporates the sights, sounds, smells and taste of our favourite beverage. Raise your cup to the heavens and then to your lips as we take on poses such as upward-sipping-dog and percolating-warrior. No experience with yoga or coffee needed. Bring your own cup and we will fill it with delicious not-too-hot-not-too-cold coffee to use in the workshop!

10:00 am – 11:15 am
Ease Into Your Day with Intention – Gentle Flow Yoga at Intention Tree
Morning flow yoga class (gentle flow) at the Intention Tree healing space, an area away from the hustle and bustle for time out and quiet reflection.

11:00 am – 12:00 pm
Alberta Burner Stampede Breakfast at One Hot Mess YeeeaaaaHawwwww! The Alberta burner stampede breakfast is back!! Come on over to OHM and get your breakfast grub. Sure way to beat any hangover… or make it worse 😉 After you get your fill of pancakes, get in line for some western-style barn dances! Bring a partner or find one there. No previous experience or dance skills necessary! Sounds like a darn tootin’ good time right?

11:00 am – 12:00 pm
Glittery Hair Extension Workshop at Piece of Sit
Chill out in a tranquil oasis in the forest with a cup of gazpacho (because we all want ‘Whirled Peas’) under a sky of pearlescent balloons and soothing tunes.
Pull up a chair, or bring your own and learn how to apply and integrate glittery hair extensions into your personal style.

11:00 am – 12:00 pm
Mindfulness Pineapple Meditation at Pinenipple Express

11:00 am – 12:30 am
Hatha Yoga & Massage Train at Centre Camp
60 minutes of Hatha Yoga (adult class, beginners welcome). Clear instructions will be provided to move your body through yoga postures and connect with your breath. Clear the monkey mind as you stretch and bring ease into your body. At 12pm after a juicy savasana we will launch into a massage train “choo choo”. Come for both or either portion. Bring a yoga mat and water bottle with lid and enjoy the good vibes.

11:00 am – 1:00 pm
Hangover Brunch at Vandango!
Hangover Brunch. Does it count as a hangover brunch if you’re still drunk? Yeah, why the fuck not. Brunch foods served with a side of snide. Saturday brunch time-ish.
(May include breakfast sushi rolls served on the body of a previously-consented, passed out patron. But probably not.)

11:00 am – 1:00 pm
Nature Walk! at the Boobs & Berries Yacht Cooperative Interested in the birds and the bees, and everything in between? Join REVI and explore the plants and animals that surround you here at Burn in the Forest. We will learn how to identify trees, flowers, birds, insects and more, as well as answer any questions you may have. Meet at Boobs and Berries.

11:30 am – 1:00 pm
Beginner AcroYoga at the Boobs & Berries Yacht Cooperative
Join AcroYoga extraordinaire Graham Hooton at the Boobs and Berries astro-turf to learn some high-flying moves. No experience needed, beginners welcome! Yoga mats encouraged, space will fill up fast.

11:30 am – 2:00 pm
Coffee and a Boogie at Coffee Camp
Still shaking from last night? Want to shake some more? Join us for coffee and a boogie. Coffee Camp’s energy will re- percolate your party! Got a shot of something to add? Bring it along and expand the aroma.

12:00 pm – 1:30 pm
Life Size Drawing at Doodle Camp

12:00 pm – 2:00 pm
Burning Glam Fashion Show! at Burning Glam
Burning Glam! is having a fashion show and walk off. Come pick out clothes from the store and strut your stuff, or come ready for the runway! Shutterbuggy will be on the scene so you can capture the moment photo-booth style.

12:00 pm – 2:00 pm
Geek out about Drugs at Sacrificial Fruit (The Yard Village) A science based look at popular and obscure recreational drugs. We’ll look at their effects on the brain, the science behind dependence and tolerance, ways to reduce harm, and much more!

12:00 pm – 2:00 pm
Musical Goon at the Goonies (Space Fam Village)
HEYYYY YOU GUUUUYS!! Do you enjoy wine from bags? How about childhood games tainted by debaucherous adult behaviour? Well Musical Goon may be the workshop for you! Join The Goonies for a slap o’ the bag in this thirst quenching warm-up for the Space Fam, Fam Jam!

12:00 pm – 4:00 pm
Heroes vs Villains at Action Faction
Come choose your faction and join in on a bizarre and action packed game of capture the flag with lots of fun and prizes to be had.

12:00 pm – 12:00 am
DJ Play Button at Vandango!
Every day and night of the burn our esteemed DJ Play Button, Can’t Quite, Won’t Quite, will play all your favourite tracks.

12:00 pm – 12:00 am
Nipple Frost Presents at Nipple Frost Local DJs spinning all day!

12:03 pm – 2:00 pm
GVIAS Art Tour! at Centre Camp
The GVIAS Art Grants Committee will be holding its annual art tour! Meet Committee members at Centre Camp for a walking tour of the art pieces that have been funded by GVIAS for BitF this year. You will get an opportunity to play and interact with the art and meet some of the artists.

12:30 pm – 2:00 pm
Beginners Acroyoga by Jeremy at Centre Camp
Jeremy is back to teach his favourite class of the year: Beginners Acroyoga at BitF! Join the class as a complete beginner or lend your stability to the class as an experienced acroyogi. We will be playing games and covering beginner acroyoga skills in a safe and playful environment. A yoga mat or blanket is not required, but bring one if you can. An acroyoga partner is not required, but bring some friends if you like. See you there!

1:00 pm – 2:00 pm
Todd’s Talks at Piece of Sit
Topic: “Destroy anxiety and depression forever”.

1:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Maybe Megaphone Karaoke at Vandango!
Come and sing your sweet little heart out. Maybe with a megaphone. Maybe not. Definitely with drinking though.

1:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Open Decks at the Boobs & Berries Yacht Cooperative Bring your controller to jam at our stage. First come, first served.

2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Best Butt Booty Blast Workout at Best Butt (The Yard Village) Best Butts, in the spirit of Rihanna, require “work work work work.” Lunge, bounce, and squat to the bassiest of booty beats. No pants necessary.

2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Constipation Massage Workshop at Centre Camp
Our team of professional massage therapists will guide you in the relaxing art of belly massage. If you’re all bunged up, or just want a blissful belly rub – this workshop is for you! Bring something comfy to lie down on. We will provide organic nut-free oil to use, as well as delicious high-fibre snacks! (If you fart, you get a lollipop.) Brought to you by “Camp General Camping”.

2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Lazy LARPing at Waffle Dungeon
Lazy LARPing Afternoon. After we get done slaying some waffles, hash browns, and dragons in the morning, join us in the afternoon around 2pm for some lazy adventures in card games. Superfight, joking hazard, CAH, etc. Costumes encouraged!

2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Vikings ‘Drain the Keg’ Afternoon Dance Party! at Viking Camp
Get your groove on and help us drain those kegs! Come dressed in your swankiest Viking attire and proudly display your captured camp flags! Don’t forget your cup!

2:00 pm – 3:30 pm
KAMIKAZE DOODLE at Doodle Camp
KAMIKAZE DOODLE Three minute model sketches, prizes and shots! Models and artists welcome to this roaming event (Adults Only).

2:00 pm – 4:00 pm
An Afternoon of Kirtan at Descent Sound Stage
Come to the Descent Sound Stage Saturday 2-4pm for an afternoon of Kirtan music. Bring a mat and practice yoga, hang out in our chill area or just move joyfully to the Eastern call and response, peace-inspiring music of bands like Krishna Das, Jai Ma, Deva Premal and Mitten. Namaste.

2:00 pm – 4:00 pm
Chester’s Cheese & Wine Party at Baby Cheetah Camp Chester the Cheetah is having another wine and cheese party!
There’s wine, cheese, and baby cheetahs – what more could you want?
You want Prizes too?? OK – name the bands involved in Chester’s Cheesily Cheerful Covers Challenge. and you can win Baby Cheetah Camp swag!!

2:00 pm – 5:00 pm
Clam Jam at the Department of Pubic Wigs (The Yard Village)
Come celebrate all bits below the belt at this shirt-clam jamboree! Enjoy merkin making at the Crafty Clam, Caesars, and a roaring game of Dare/Double Dare. We will have cocktails, games and more! Don’t forget your cup!

2:00 pm – 6:00 pm
Fam Jam – A zoo-themed day party! at Space Fam Village Come on out to the Fam Jam at Space Fam Village sporting your favourite animal costumes and be a part of the zoo, where humans passing by can watch all our interesting animalistic behaviours and movements as we explore funky tunes, animal-themed libations, and a number of animal- themed games and activities. No animal is unwelcome at Fam Jam!

3:00 pm – 4:00 pm

Best Butt Olympiad at Best Butt (The Yard Village)
Do you have the finest ass in all the land? Is it at the very least, moderately skillful? Compete for glory in the Best Butt Olympiad!

3:00 pm – 4:00 pm
Find your Power Animal at Shadow Puppet Pavilion
This workshop will introduce the fundamentals of Shamanism and allow you to discover what your power animal is! It is a very exciting union as it brings you closer to yourself and creates a relationship with a powerful ally. Using journeywork (similar to a guided meditation), I will guide you through different realms and connect you with your power animal; it’s an amazing experience. I will also teach you how to strengthen the bond with your animal, some wonderful clearing techniques and other magical tidbits that will enrich your experience!

3:00 pm – 4:00 pm
Luna presents: A seminar on Relationships and Sexuality at Piece of Sit
A seminar on Relationships and Sexuality.

3:00 pm – 4:00 pm
Pin the Nipple on the Pineapple! at Pinenipple Express

3:00 pm – 5:00 pm
Flow Jam at The Boobs & Berries Yacht Cooperative
Bring your flow toys to move and dance to your favourite BitF DJs.

3:00 pm – 5:00 pm
Hip Hop Happy Hour at Vandango!
We give DJ Play Button a short break as A Man With a Beard takes over to deliver the dopest beats this side of Sesame Street. In the Departure Lounge. Get Lit!

3:00 pm – 5:00 pm
Village Forum at Burn in the Forest at Centre Camp
Join us for Forum, a community circle where individual truth can be spoken in a space of trust.
Whatever your relationship form – monogamy, polyamory or other – the role of community is integral to any healthy relating. How might we cultivate communities of trust to support the freedom to love freely?
***All genders and ethnicities are welcome, and in particular we seek to hold space for those in minorities that have too often had their voices eclipsed.***

4:00 pm – 5:00 pm
Paint Your Fairy at Doodle Camp
Paint a rendition of your ever-present and often invisible fairy. After it is painted, cut out the outline of the fairy, attach it to some bendy wire. The wire is then wrapped around the arm, neck or shoulder so it look like the fairy is flying with you! All ages welcome!

4:00 pm – 8:00 pm
Bubble Royale at Action Faction
Got a bone to pick with someone? Want to impress that someone special? Come show us what you got in the Bubble Ball Bumper Pit!

5:00 pm – 6:00 pm
Pineapple Rhyme Sing-a-Long at Pinenipple Express

6:00 pm – 7:00 pm
Fleetwood Mac and Cheese at the Boobs & Berries Yacht Cooperative
Dance and sing to all the best Fleetwood Mac remixes. Kraft Dinner will be provided to fuel the energy!

9:00 pm – 12:00 am
AFTER DARK Night Doodling at Doodle Camp

9:00 pm – 11:00 pm
Secret Cinema Presents: Beetlejuice at Secret Cinema
A Secret Cinema in the woods…costumes, popcorn, audience participation and more. Keep your eyes peeled for the secret cinema box office crew running around during the day, and get yourself to the Box Office booth in centre camp for showtimes and tickets. We’ll see you there…if you can find us! (Prizes for BEST DRESSED!).

9:00 pm – 4:00 am
80s Night!!! at Descent Sound Stage
Bring your big hair, your baggy t-shirts and your fingerless gloves and come to the Descent Sound Stage as we bring you an evening of all the best from the decade of excess! Fire pit, chill area and plenty of Back to the Future sounds to get you dancing. From 9pm to 4am at least!

9:00 pm – 6:00 am
Shadow Puppet Pavilion Bunny Burn Ball at Shadow Puppet Pavilion
Come celebrate the burn night in style. Wear your finery and come celebrate this hop around the sun and THE NEW YEAR! That’s right folks, it’s a fancy dress bunny party!! Hooray! While being fully satiated with yummies, the fresh beats of the Shadow Puppet Pavilion will help us to gaily dance about. You know how much Bunnies love to hop! Carrots are also welcome, but be prepared to be nibbled on. Other animals also welcome, but please be on your best behaviour.

11:00 pm – 6:00 am
Official AfterBurn Party at Vandango!
You’ve Burned so hawt. Now it’s time to get cool. And party all night. It’s Vandango, you know the drill. (Special appearance by DJ Aloe-Vera).

Sunday July 16th

10:00 am – 11:00 am
Rammstein Cocktail Hour at Vandango!
Rammstein and Sunday Mornings go together like marshmallows and raw ground beef: FANTASTICALLY. Why Du Hast?
Also cocktails.

10:00 am – 11:15 am
Ease Into Your Day with Intention – Gentle Flow Yoga at Intention Tree
Morning flow yoga class (gentle flow) at the Intention Tree healing space, an area away from the hustle and bustle for time out and quiet reflection.

11:00 am – 1:00 pm
Big Tent Revival and the Church of the Jerk at Vandango! Come and join us to hear the Good Werd from our Prophet before joining in some uplifting hymn-singing. We Are All Jerks Now. This tent is big enough for all!

12:00 pm – 1:00 pm
Beginners Acroyoga by Jeremy at Centre Camp
Jeremy is back to teach his favourite class of the year: Beginners Acroyoga at BitF! Join the class as a complete beginner or lend your stability to the class as an experienced acroyogi. We will be playing games and covering beginner acroyoga skills in a safe and playful environment. A yoga mat or blanket is not required, but bring one if you can. An acroyoga partner is not required, but bring some friends if you like. See you there!

12:00 pm – 1:00 pm
Irish Coffee Making at Coffee Camp
Showcasing Ireland’s history including the migration of its people. We will also present an Irish Coffee making workshop using Whiskey and Cream Liquor produced in Ireland.

1:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Open Decks at the Boobs & Berries Yacht Cooperative Bring your controller to jam at our stage. First come, first served.

2:30 pm – 5:30 pm
Beginner Partner Acro (Acroyoga) at Camp Reflect
Visit Camp Reflect to flip your worldview upside-down. Learn and practice some basic partner acro moves. This lesson is designed for all levels of fitness and experience… Try it out and see how much you can do!
Come alone or bring a friend. Mats are provided; just bring water, wear comfortable clothing, and be in control of your body.
If you know what you’re doing, come by to jam any time!

 

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